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    March 18, 2011

    This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

    Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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adam@fueledbyramen.com's picture
on March 18, 2011 - 4:37pm

This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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FreetheFreesias's picture

Best Friend: Don't you hate being single?
Girl: I've been successfully playing hard to get for my whole life. There's a difference.

paramore_rp_riot's picture

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Colten's picture

What do you call a cheese that can walk on water?
Cheesus!

Har har har! Yeah I just lost

okaydarshay's picture

Say "I won a math debate" five times fast

breakie20 - @FansFrParamore's picture

I really want to have this poster !! :)

Pen Rua.'s picture

Okay, this is a long one. Bear with me.

Meet... Kyle. He is married. The other day, he and his wife were officially 2 years married. The night before their anniversary, his wife said to him "I hope you got me a present..." The next morning, Kyle had gotten no gift. His was was furious. "KYLE! WHAT THE ---- IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I'll give you one chance. I want someone that will go from 0 to 150 in half a minute in the drive tomorrow morning, you got that?!"
So, Kyle went to work and bought the gift.
The next morning, Kyle's wife woke to find Kyle has left for work. In the drive, there was a box wrapped in a ribbon.
Kyle's wife ran down and opened in the box.
Inside, was a bathroom scale.
Kyle has not been since since.

Da-bum-chss.

tonnerrrrr's picture

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sh. Sh who? SHOE!!! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHLILOLOLOLLLOLLOLOLOLOLLLOOOL no

pleasurenicole's picture

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?”
:3

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