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    March 18, 2011

    This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

    Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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adam@fueledbyramen.com's picture
on March 18, 2011 - 4:37pm

This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

Comments

III's picture

Why does a Canadian cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Lizzysaenz's picture

Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo'drizzle.

creatingcolours's picture

What do you call Jeremy Davis and Taylor York once they've qualified as doctors?

A Para-medics!

(I made it up myself!)

Dianu's picture

A man is talking to God.

The man: God, how long is a million years?
God: To me, it's about a minute
The man: God, how much is a million dollars?
God: To me it's a penny
The man: God, may I have a penny?
God: Wait a minute

headphonesiwear's picture

A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts." The barman says "Why the big pause?"

Lizzysaenz's picture

What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Emma_2's picture

harry potter is pretty unrealistic.. i mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?!

Nikula's picture

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

headphonesiwear's picture

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole, lol!

Rachel_5's picture

one day a lil kid wanted a bouncy purple rock. So his begged and begged his parents, until they finally got him one.
Unfortunately, the rock was faulty and once it hit the ground it would zoom up high into the air - if you didn't catch it first. The kid's friend asked if he could have a turn of the awesome bouncy purple rock, but when he bounced it he didn't catch it in time... And the purple rock zoomed high up into the air and the kids never saw it again :(
(shite joke inoo :L)
Here's another one....
There was this man who was best friends with this talking duck, and one day they were on a plane going on holidays. The duck sat beside the man, but the air hostess was appalled and said that a duck couldn't stay there and would have to go into the baggage place. The man didn't like the sound of this, so he asked if his duck could fly along side the plane. So they tied a piece of string to the wing of the plane, and the duck held the other end in his beak. All was going well, and a few hours later the man asked the duck how he was doing. The duck, forgetting about the string opened his beak to talk and let go of the string. The whole plane began to scream and shout CMON DUCK!! Grab the string!!! He flapped hard,it was only a tiny bit away! he almost had it! But then a flying bouncy purple rock hit him in the face. :\

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