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    March 18, 2011

    This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

    Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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fueledbyadam's picture
on March 18, 2011 - 4:37pm

This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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Misa.Williams's picture

What you get by crossing a cow with a mummy? - A muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumy

dessilou's picture

Charlie Sheen: I don't need eHarmony to find love, coke and my nose make a perfect match!!

simplyIza's picture

What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish. ;)

Misa.Williams's picture

A woman asks her husband:
- Why do people say that cats are false, cruel and treacherous?
He replies tenderly stroking:
- Because it's true, my cat!

ahahahaah
Do you like it? xD

paraimee's picture

Yo mama so stupid that when the doctor told her that she was bleeding internally, she swallowed a pack of band aids.

snowboardgrl11's picture

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

xAbbeyx13's picture

Who is more industrious? Ants, or bees?
Ants, because they do not lose time to fuck everyone around (you know, they do not buzz)

Becs92's picture

The Magician and the Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

"Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was the captain's parrot after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean, and of course the parrot was by his side.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days.

After a week the parrot finally said, "Okay, I give up. What'd you do with the boat?"

Musicislife101's picture

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns and says to the other, "Dam!"

this-heart-beats-for-you's picture

hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

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