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    March 18, 2011

    This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

    Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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adam@fueledbyramen.com's picture
on March 18, 2011 - 4:37pm

This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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simplyIza's picture

What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish. ;)

snowboardgrl11's picture

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

this-heart-beats-for-you's picture

hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

nimble fingered nerd 8)'s picture

a blonde is on the phone to her boyfriend
gf: "please come home i cant do this without you"
bf: what? whats up?
gf: *frustrated* i cant do thisd fricken puzzle!
bf: calm down whats the picture on the box and it will help you
gf: a tiger
bf: well thats what it should look like *goes home half hour later*
gf: I CANT DO IT!
bf: ok ssssh 1st thing you're going to do is sit down and relax while i get you a cup of tea and the 2nd thing you're going to do is put all the frosties back in the box

Fuckyeahrachel's picture

Where is it that the microbes make surf?
In the microwaves.

anathestrange's picture

Two atoms walk into a bar. They both sit down and order a drink. Out of the blue, one of them just starts crying. The other atom turns to him and asks what's wrong. The atom responds, "I think I just lost an electron!" The other atom asks, "Woah! Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes. I'm positive."

paraBVBvulture's picture

There were three friends their conversation
Friend one: I no how we can solve this paramore(their store)
Friend two: OUR STORE?
Friend three: NO OUR POTATO FARM

paraBVBvulture's picture

Yo mama so poor at KFC she licks the fingers of people for food

Fuckyeahrachel's picture

what is a green point in the bottom of the room? it is a punishment pea.

linecsdg52's picture

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Patient: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Patient: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Patient: Because that proves that I have a brain!
i waNNA Win!!

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