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    March 18, 2011

    This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

    Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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fueledbyadam's picture
on March 18, 2011 - 4:37pm

This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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Rachel Fabuleux's picture

Oh my gosh, that's absolutely amazing. Paramore, Tegan and Sara, New Found Flory, awesome poster, beautiful book... *dies*

My joke:

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a ginger in an antique store. They all fell in love with this mirror and wanted it in their apartment, but the store owner warned them that they could not lie in front of it or else they would disappear. They bought it anyways.

The ginger became a model and she was practicing her strut for a fashion show. She was really nervous so she decided to give herself a pep talk and say aloud, "I think I'm the prettiest model ever!" and POOF! She disappeared.

The brunette worked in business and was about to present a speech in front of some very important clients and she wasn't prepared at all. She was practicing in the mirror last minute and read, "I think you'll agree with me when I say our business has the best to offer." and POOF! She disappeared.

The blonde didn't have a job, but wanted one and was dressing up for an interview. She looked into the mirror and said, "I think" and POOF! She disappeared.

No offense to the blondies out there, it's just a funny joke :') Good luck to everyone.

dianneunice's picture

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Patient: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Patient: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Patient: Because that proves that I have a brain!
i waNNA Win!!

dessilou's picture

Charlie Sheen is now suing the tsunami that hit Japan for replacing him as the biggest disaster on TV

Aimee's picture

Why did the skeleton burp?
He didn't have the guts to fart. :D

FreetheFreesias's picture

Best Friend: Don't you hate being single?
Girl: I've been successfully playing hard to get for my whole life. There's a difference.

Mr. Benzedrine's picture

sleeping is so easy I can do it with my eyes closed

paramore_rp_riot's picture

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Suny's picture

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage! Lettuce pray.

RicardoRIOT's picture

Your so old, you knew the Burger King when he was a prince. XD

KW's picture

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Because he go a hole in one :L

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