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    March 18, 2011

    This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

    Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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fueledbyadam's picture
on March 18, 2011 - 4:37pm

This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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JoaoBotas's picture

- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Doctor
- Doctor who?
- Exactly!

Colten's picture

What do you call a cheese that can walk on water?
Cheesus!

Har har har! Yeah I just lost

Parawhore_Lexy's picture

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Oops I did it again.

Drowned Out's picture

Hedgehogs - why can't they just share a hedge?

dessilou's picture

A guy dials his home phone number from work

A strange woman answers.

The guy says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid!"

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."

The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause.

"Uh... is this 555-4821?"

wslbll's picture

Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

megamellll's picture

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egypt!
Egypt who?
Egypt you when he sold you a broken door bell!

:)

dessilou's picture

A man walks into a bar & says "Ow!"

okaydarshay's picture

Say "I won a math debate" five times fast

breakie20 - @FansFrParamore's picture

I really want to have this poster !! :)

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