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    March 18, 2011

    This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

    Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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adam@fueledbyramen.com's picture
on March 18, 2011 - 4:37pm

This week Evan put together a Paramore prize package. The items included are the LA Trio Poster, the Hayley Brand New Eyes Hardcover Journal and the 2010 Summer Tour EP.

Winner: Congratulations Becs92 you are the winner this week!

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Antonio Uc's picture

How do I participate?

gehana's picture

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister! lol

eytqoh's picture

A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says "Humm, buffalo come". The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, "I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come"? and the Indian replies, "ear sticky".

eytqoh's picture

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

eytqoh's picture

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."

eytqoh's picture

A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were speeding?" The man replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding." The mans wife then yells, "Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles." "SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite." Then the cop says, "well, since I've got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?" "No Sir" the man replies, "I did not know that" "WHATEVER!" His wife yells, "I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!" "Shut up" the man yells to his wife again! "Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!" Curios, the cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her, "Does he always talk to you this way?" "No" she replies, " Only when he's drinking!"

Paula_TVLC's picture

A ginger and a blonde met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The ginger bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the blonde replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the ginger gave the blonde the $50.
The blonde said “I can’t take this, you’re my friend”.
The ginger said “No. A bet’s a bet”.
So the blonde said “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money”.
“Well, so did I”, said the ginger, “but I never thought he’d jump again!”

gehana's picture

A Filipino man died and went to heaven. Before he could enter the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter had to ask him three questions.
The first one Saint Peter asked was, "How many days are there in a week?"
The Filipino man answered, "Three. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow."
The second question Peter asked was, "Can you use yellow, pink and green in one sentence?"
The man answered, "Of course... The phone greens, I pink it up and say Yellow!!"
The last question Peter asked the Filipino man what GOD's name was.
He replied, "Howard... as in 'our father howard be thy name...'"

Kara_3's picture

Two hunters are out in the woods and one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, and a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Kara_3's picture

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it!

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